Thursday, August 26, 2010

JACS awesomeness

JACS is so awesome. Can you count how many buzzwords are in this gem in ASAPs today?

I'm sure this is a very important contribution to something. Almost as important as my pending JACS paper.

"Graphene Decorated Nanopenis Catalyzed Asymmetric Green C-C Bond Forming Hydrogenation"

6 comments:

scientist 1 said...

Your method isn't organocatalytic, it'll never make it into JACS.

Jim said...

It doesn't have gold in it either.

scientist 1 said...

It is refreshing, however, that you're finally willing to discuss how nano your penis is.

Dr. Miller said...

Sure it's nano but it's also graphene decorated which the ladies like.

scientist 1 said...

Hubba-hubba!

Mike said...

there is so much that i love about this....