Could anything possibly be as bad ass as this headline? I think not.
Oddly enough this pork related attack had nothing directly to do with vegans, Jewish people, Muslims, or any other swinophobes.
Apparently the representative who's office was attacked with nitrated goodness, has some constituents who feel signing the $700 billion bailout is pork barrel spending. Interesting because a spokeswoman said "... he (Boehner) has spent his career fighting pork barrel spending.".
And the best part: no injuries were reported.