Package Of Bacon Forces Evacuation

Could anything possibly be as bad ass as this headline? I think not.

Oddly enough this pork related attack had nothing directly to do with vegans, Jewish people, Muslims, or any other swinophobes.

the delicious offender being removed by a properly trained professional

Apparently the representative who's office was attacked with nitrated goodness, has some constituents who feel signing the $700 billion bailout is pork barrel spending. Interesting because a spokeswoman said "... he (Boehner) has spent his career fighting pork barrel spending.".

And the best part: no injuries were reported.